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Por que al coche del papa le llaman la licuadora? -Porque por un lado entra Papa, y por el otro sale Sumo Pontifice.

Un hombre nota esta perdiendo la memoria y su mujer le dice: -No te preocupes, pregúntale al vecino del primero. Le ocurría lo mismo, y fue a un medico muy bueno que le resolvió el problema. El hombre va a verlo y le pregunta; el vecino le contesta que es cierto. El desmemoriado dice: -?Y Como se llama ese medico? -El medico... si, hombre... lo tengo en la punta de la lengua... el medico... Eh... ?Como se llama esa virgen que esta en Francia que hace milagros?" -Lourdes? -¡Eso! -gritando:- ¡Lourdees! Cariño, como se llama el medico ese de la memoria?

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Smith Creek Drive residents want a transfer to schools in Los Gatos - San Jose Mercury News


Smith Creek Drive residents want a transfer to schools in Los Gatos
San Jose Mercury News
Smith Creek Drive is a short street in Los Gatos where the houses on both sides of the street back up to the Monte Sereno border and the ...
Gatos Pony all-stars lose in sectional tourney finalSan Jose Mercury News
High-scoring LG American club falls at sectionalSan Jose Mercury News
ATM stolen from a local store, police investigation under waySan Jose Mercury News

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'Stars win Willow Glen's first title in 13 years - San Jose Mercury News


'Stars win Willow Glen's first title in 13 years
San Jose Mercury News
Branham Hills bested Los Gatos American 21-2 in the semifinal round on July 8 to reach the championship game. The members of the Branham Hills team were ...


Los Gatos History Photo: Old Adobe Home - San Jose Mercury News


Los Gatos History Photo: Old Adobe Home
San Jose Mercury News
Few original California adobe homes, which often dated back to the 1830s, have survived to the present day. ...
Los Gatos History TimelineSan Jose Mercury News
Letters from Los Gatos Weekly-Times readersSan Jose Mercury News

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Summer youth sports camps - San Jose Mercury News


Summer youth sports camps
San Jose Mercury News
16-20, 9 am-noon each day, at the Addison-Penzak JCC in Los Gatos. The cost is $99 per player for JCC members, $129 per player for non-members. ...


Westinghouse Solar Appoints Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Board of Advisors - MarketWatch (press release)


Westinghouse Solar Appoints Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Board of Advisors
MarketWatch (press release)
LOS GATOS, Calif., Jul 30, 2010 (GlobeNewswire via COMTEX) -- Westinghouse Solar (NASDAQ:WEST) , a leading installer and manufacturer of solar power systems ...

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Transplant recipients see national sports games as inspiration for... - San Jose Mercury News


Transplant recipients see national sports games as inspiration for...
San Jose Mercury News
A five-time kidney-transplant recipient, the Los Gatos resident is grateful for the multiple chances at life. But the reasons she gives for her attire are ...


TriCipher Strengthens myOneLogin Enterprise Connectivity - PR Newswire (press release)


TriCipher Strengthens myOneLogin Enterprise Connectivity
PR Newswire (press release)
Founded in 2000, TriCipher is headquartered in Los Gatos, Calif. The company is funded by ArrowPath Venture Capital, EPIC Ventures, Intel Capital, ...

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Gatos travel baseball team wins state; finishes second at Nationals - American Chronicle


Gatos travel baseball team wins state; finishes second at Nationals
American Chronicle
By The News Herald, Morganton, NC July 28--MORGANTON -- The Los Gatos Grandes baseball team recently finished a successful 2010 season, in which the age 14 ...


Blotter: Residential, commercial and auto burglaries reported in Los Gatos - San Jose Mercury News


Blotter: Residential, commercial and auto burglaries reported in Los Gatos
San Jose Mercury News
... number of online complaints, including reports of three petty thefts that occurred on Casitas Bulevard, Winchester Boulevard and Los Gatos-Almaden Road. ...


art:inFOCUS Artist Lecture - San Jose Mercury News


art:inFOCUS Artist Lecture
San Jose Mercury News
Ursula O'Farrell, Artist, will speak at the Los Gatos Art Museum, Thursday, August 12, 2010 on “Road to Joy: Expressionistic Painting. ...

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