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Un tío va conduciendo de noche, y de repente se encuentra en mitad de la carretera a un enano de color rojo. Para y el enanito empieza a cantar: - Soy un enanito rojo y maricon... soy un enanito rojo y maricon... soy un enanito rojo y maricon... ( con musiquilla amariconada ) El tío todo extrañado lo esquiva con el coche y continua. Al cabo de un rato encuentra otro enano en mitad de la carretera, de color amarillo. Para y el enano empieza - Soy un enanito amarillo y maricon... soy un enanito amarillo y maricon.. . soy un enanito amarillo y maricon... ( con musiquilla amariconada ) Lo esquiva tambien, un poco mosqueado, pensando "esta carretera esta llena de locos". Al cabo de poco ve a otro enanito de color verde en medio de la carretera, para el coche y saca la cabeza por la ventanilla mientras dice: Y a ti que cojones te pasa, ENANO VERDE Y MARICON DE MIERDA. Su documentacion, por favor...

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Sevilla yet to offer Jesus Navas new deal - report - Goal.com


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Sevilla yet to offer Jesus Navas new deal - report
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Sevilla have yet to offer flying winger Jesus Navas an extension to his current contract, according to reports. Goal.com Spain comments that the Andalucian ...

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Primera Liga: Sevilla see off new boys Levante - Europe - ESPN


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Primera Liga: Sevilla see off new boys Levante - Europe
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Ruben Suarez put the hosts ahead with a 10th-minute penalty, but Abdoulay Konko levelled two minutes later and Alvaro Negredo put Sevilla ahead from a ...
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Sevilla signs Brazil striker Luis Fabiano to 2-year extension until 2013 - The Canadian Press


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Sevilla signs Brazil striker Luis Fabiano to 2-year extension until 2013
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SEVILLE, Spain — Sevilla striker Luis Fabiano has agreed to a two-year contract extension that should keep the Brazil striker at the Spanish club through ...
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Luis Fabiano snubs Tottenham to sign two-year contract extension with SevillaGoal.com
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UEFA Champions League: Fabulous Braga Send Sevilla Packing - Bleacher Report


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After the draw of the Champions League playoff came out, most people predicted that Sevilla would have no problem getting rid of Braga (a relatively unknown ...
Sevilla dumped out by Sporting BragaCNN International
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Arsenal Agrees to Sign French Defender Sebastien Squillaci From Sevilla - Bloomberg


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Sevilla said it accepted an offer from Arsenal for defender Sebastien Squillaci, who will undergo a medical ...
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Wenger says France defender Sebastien Squillaci has joined Arsenal from Sevilla - The Canadian Press


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Wenger says France defender Sebastien Squillaci has joined Arsenal from Sevilla
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The Premier League club said Squillaci's move from Spanish side Sevilla was not concluded, with minor details still to be finalized, but the 30-year-old ...
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SEVILLA 3-1 BARCELONA Kanoute hits a double - ESPN


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SEVILLA 3-1 BARCELONA Kanoute hits a double
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Sevilla claimed first-leg honours against Primera Division champions Barcelona as they fought back from a goal down to win 3-1 in the Supercopa. ...
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Team Sky withdraws from Vuelta a España following death of soigneur - velonews.competitor.com


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Team Sky withdraws from Vuelta a España following death of soigneur
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González, 43, died Friday in Sevilla and Team Sky officials were quick to point out that his death was not connected to the early departure of three riders ...
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Barca thrash Sevilla to land Spanish Super Cup - AFP


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Barca thrash Sevilla to land Spanish Super Cup
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BARCELONA — Inspired by a Leo Messi hattrick, Barcelona landed the Spanish Super Cup on Saturday in thrashing Sevilla 4-0 to win the battle between Ligta ...
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Braga beats Sevilla 1-0 in Champions League - USA Today


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Braga beats Sevilla 1-0 in Champions League
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BRAGA, Portugal (AP) — Matheus' 62nd-minute goal gave Braga a 1-0 victory over Sevilla in the first leg of their Champions League playoff on Wednesday. ...
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